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'Allo 'Allo! Quiz

A 'Allo 'Allo! quiz ·15 questions · Difficulty: Medium· 1982-1992. Circle one answer per question.

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  1. 1. What is the profession of René Artois?

    A) Baker
    B) Café owner
    C) Policeman
    D) Butcher
  2. 2. In which occupied French town is the show set?

    A) Nouvion
    B) Nouvelle
    C) Dijon
    D) Rennes
  3. 3. What is Officer Crabtree's mangled attempt at a greeting?

    A) Good morrow
    B) Bonjour all
    C) Hello hello
    D) Good moaning
  4. 4. Which policeman is secretly a British agent in disguise?

    A) Herr Flick
    B) Lieutenant Gruber
    C) Officer Crabtree
    D) Captain Bertorelli
  5. 5. What is the title of the valuable stolen painting at the heart of the show?

    A) The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
    B) The Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies
    C) The Weeping Angel
    D) The Laughing Cavalier
  6. 6. Which fictional artist supposedly painted the famous portrait?

    A) Van Gogh
    B) Rembrandt
    C) Van Klomp
    D) Renoir
  7. 7. What is the name of René's long-suffering wife?

    A) Yvette
    B) Maria
    C) Michelle
    D) Edith
  8. 8. Which Resistance member says "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once"?

    A) Yvette
    B) Maria
    C) Michelle
    D) Edith
  9. 9. Which German officer is comically infatuated with René?

    A) Lieutenant Gruber
    B) Colonel Von Strohm
    C) Herr Flick
    D) Captain Bertorelli
  10. 10. Which organisation does the sinister Herr Flick belong to?

    A) The SS
    B) The Luftwaffe
    C) The Abwehr
    D) The Gestapo
  11. 11. Which actor played René Artois?

    A) Gorden Kaye
    B) David Jason
    C) Nicholas Lyndhurst
    D) John Inman
  12. 12. 'Allo 'Allo! was a knowing parody of which BBC wartime drama?

    A) Colditz
    B) Tenko
    C) Secret Army
    D) Dad's Army
  13. 13. What nationality is the bombastic Captain Bertorelli?

    A) German
    B) French
    C) Spanish
    D) Italian
  14. 14. The two airmen hidden by the Resistance are from which country?

    A) America
    B) Britain
    C) Poland
    D) France
  15. 15. Who created 'Allo 'Allo!?

    A) Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais
    B) David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd
    C) John Sullivan
    D) Eric Chappell
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Answer Sheet

'Allo 'Allo! Quiz: Answers

  1. 1. B - Café owner
  2. 2. A - Nouvion
  3. 3. D - Good moaning
  4. 4. C - Officer Crabtree
  5. 5. A - The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
  6. 6. C - Van Klomp
  7. 7. D - Edith
  8. 8. C - Michelle
  9. 9. A - Lieutenant Gruber
  10. 10. D - The Gestapo
  11. 11. A - Gorden Kaye
  12. 12. C - Secret Army
  13. 13. D - Italian
  14. 14. B - Britain
  15. 15. B - David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd

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